Who am I?

I love to read....
I love buying fabric and scrapbooking supplies, even if I don't have a project in mind.
It takes me at least an hour of laying in bed to go to sleep at night. (I have a very busy mind, my friends.)
I pluck my eyebrows at stoplights.
I cry when I get mad. (embarassing, and doesn't convey "power" to anyone!)
I love cleaning supplies.
My husband makes me laugh.
I drive too fast.
I would rather just eat chips and queso at restaurants, but don't because I am worried it makes me look weird.
I love costco!
I love the smell of my babies...when they're clean, when they're dirty, when they smell like maple syrup eight hours after breakfast.
I am a better person for being a mother.
I drink too much diet soda.
I love homemade icing.
I love laughing so hard my side hurts.
I hate taking my car to get an oil change.
I am borderline positive my house is haunted.
I love watching creepy crime shows....the stranger the criminal, the better.
I think Bruce Robison is the best songwriter ever.
I love flip flops, even in the winter.
I hate turtlenecks (they make my neck itchy)
I love that my babies have blue eyes like my husband.
I love this phase of my life more than any other one...
I developed a red wine allergy and seafood allergy since pregnancy. Weird!
I love people that inspire me to be a better person.
I hate being read to. I want to read it myself.
I think I have adult ADHD.
I always want to laugh at inappropriate times.
I love making lists, and drawing a little box next to each item so that I can put a check in the box when I have completed it.
I always have to go to the bathroom right when I walk into Hobby Lobby or Target.
I love Sonic ice.
I watch All My Children, and I am a little dumber every day because of it.
I have momnesia.
I love surprises.
I hate when my husband tells me he needs a haircut. He says it over and over (reminding himself) but it makes me feel like he wants me to do something about it. I also can't stand it when he reads standing up, or when he licks his finger before turning a page, but that is another story.
I don't wear a watch.
I love, love, love laughing with friends about old inside jokes...
I am more aware of God everyday, because of the two miracles He's given me.
I love lip glosses. (I have about 15 in my purse right now. Seriously.)
I almost always buy new shampoo and conditioner before I use up the other one.
I love celebrity gossip.
I love having a clean car, but I don't want to be the one to clean it.
I love looking at pictures in cookbooks.
I can't ever remember how old I am.
If I see someone I recognize in public, I almost never say Hi because I think they won't remember me.
My babies think I'm funny.
I'm married to my best friend.
I always feel sorry for the underdog.
I would rather spend time with my family than almost anything else.
I love giving gifts to people.
I doodle all over every piece of paper laying around.
I am bad at returning phone calls.
I love the smell of cut grass, clean laundry, turkey cooking in the oven, white out, crayons (reminds me of being little), chlorine in the swimming pool, suntan lotion....
I love office supplies.
I love having shaved legs when I go to bed.
I am impatient.
I am a daughter, a friend, a mother, a wife, a sister, a procrastinator, a work in progress!